mickyd wroteNooooo. Lay it on me Ivan.......PM if you must for decency reasons :D
with apologies for the thread drift and for how bad I am at telling old jokes. I think I first heard this one in junior high - so mid-'60's.
The local insane asylum uses a verbal quiz before a panel of 3 psychiatrists to evaluate whether a patient has regained enough grasp of reality to be returned to society. If the patient can successfully identify body parts when before the panel, then the patient is found to be cured and can leave.
Today there are 3 men waiting outside the examination room to take the test.
The first patient goes in and is told by the first examiner, "Please point to your knee." The patient points to his elbow.
The next examiner says, "Please point to your foot." The patient points to his nose.
The third examiner says, "Please point to your chest." The patient points to his rump.
The head examiner says, "We are sorry, sir, but you are not ready to leave yet."
The second patient goes in and is told by the first examiner, "Please point to your knee." The patient points to his knee.
The next examiner says, "Please point to your foot." The patient points to his foot.
The third examiner says, "Please point to your chest." The patient points to his elbow.
The head examiner says, "We are sorry, sir. You are doing much better but you are not quite ready to leave yet."
The third patient goes in and is told by the first examiner, "Please point to your knee." The patient points to his knee.
The next examiner says, "Please point to your foot." The patient points to his foot.
The third examiner says, "Please point to your chest." The patient points to his chest.
The head examiner says, "We are happy to say, sir, that you are ready to leave us. Can you tell us to what you credit your success in regaining your grasp of reality?"
The third patient points to his temple and says, "kidneys, man, kidneys!"
an old joke with a quiet moral.
Ivan
