Frozen Jacobs Drill Chuck Repair - Disassembly, Cleaning, Inspection

heathicus · Post by **heathicus** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:44 pm

I use "Primo PDF." It installs as a "printer" and whenever you want to make a PDF, you choose Primo PDF as the printer and then it creates the PDF file. And it's free!

JPG · Post by **JPG** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:36 pm

heathicus wrote:I use "Primo PDF." It installs as a "printer" and whenever you want to make a PDF, you choose Primo PDF as the printer and then it creates the PDF file. And it's free!

AAAAnd WHERE does one go to 'get it'?

Never Mind! Searched on primo pdf and 'found it'.

mickyd · Post by **mickyd** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:59 pm

JPG40504 wrote:AAAAnd WHERE does one go to 'get it'?

Never Mind! Searched on primo pdf and 'found it'.

Now your using your kidneys!!

(saying my dad used to always say when I used my head!!)

JPG · Post by **JPG** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:18 pm

JPG40504 wrote:AAAAnd WHERE does one go to 'get it'?

Never Mind! Searched on primo pdf and 'found it'.

ANNND IT WORKS!!!!!!!

[ATTACH]5983[/ATTACH]

mickyd · Post by **mickyd** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:32 pm

JPG40504 wrote:ANNND IT WORKS!!!!!!!

[ATTACH]5983[/ATTACH]

It shows up in the wrong orientation (rotated 90 degrees) but.....your right, it did work. Congrats.

fixit · Post by **fixit** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:32 pm

And if you have MS Word 2007 on your computer that software will save files in PDF format.

JPG · Post by **JPG** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:41 pm

mickyd wrote:It shows up in the wrong orientation (rotated 90 degrees) but.....your right, it did work. Congrats.

Strange part is, it prints correctly.

iclark · Post by **iclark** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:04 am

mickyd wrote:Now your using your kidneys!! (saying my dad used to always say when I used my head!!)

I assume that at some point your father told you the old joke that that comes from.

Ivan

mickyd · Post by **mickyd** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:31 am

[quote="iclark"]I assume that at some point your father told you the old joke that that comes from.]

Nooooo. Lay it on me Ivan.......PM if you must for decency reasons

iclark · Post by **iclark** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:03 am

mickyd wrote:Nooooo. Lay it on me Ivan.......PM if you must for decency reasons

with apologies for the thread drift and for how bad I am at telling old jokes. I think I first heard this one in junior high - so mid-'60's.

The local insane asylum uses a verbal quiz before a panel of 3 psychiatrists to evaluate whether a patient has regained enough grasp of reality to be returned to society. If the patient can successfully identify body parts when before the panel, then the patient is found to be cured and can leave.

Today there are 3 men waiting outside the examination room to take the test.

The first patient goes in and is told by the first examiner, "Please point to your knee." The patient points to his elbow.
The next examiner says, "Please point to your foot." The patient points to his nose.
The third examiner says, "Please point to your chest." The patient points to his rump.
The head examiner says, "We are sorry, sir, but you are not ready to leave yet."

The second patient goes in and is told by the first examiner, "Please point to your knee." The patient points to his knee.
The next examiner says, "Please point to your foot." The patient points to his foot.
The third examiner says, "Please point to your chest." The patient points to his elbow.
The head examiner says, "We are sorry, sir. You are doing much better but you are not quite ready to leave yet."

The third patient goes in and is told by the first examiner, "Please point to your knee." The patient points to his knee.
The next examiner says, "Please point to your foot." The patient points to his foot.
The third examiner says, "Please point to your chest." The patient points to his chest.
The head examiner says, "We are happy to say, sir, that you are ready to leave us. Can you tell us to what you credit your success in regaining your grasp of reality?"
The third patient points to his temple and says, "kidneys, man, kidneys!"

an old joke with a quiet moral.
Ivan