Seniager
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- rjent
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Seniager
I just figured it out: I am a Seniager. (Senior teenager)
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance (Social Security and a pension). I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license (so far) and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars and the Beer Store. The woman I hang around with is not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne and I can write my name in the snow again ....
Life
is
great!
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance (Social Security and a pension). I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license (so far) and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars and the Beer Store. The woman I hang around with is not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne and I can write my name in the snow again ....
Life
is
great!
Dick
1965 Mark VII S/N 407684
1951 10 ER S/N ER 44570 -- Reborn 9/16/14
1950 10 ER S/N ER 33479 Reborn July 2016
1950 10 ER S/N ER 39671
1951 jigsaw X 2
1951 !0 ER #3 in rebuild
500, Jointer, Bsaw, Bsander, Planer
2014 Mark 7 W/Lift assist - 14 4" Jointer - DC3300
And a plethora of small stuff .....
"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine." - Benjamin Franklin
1965 Mark VII S/N 407684
1951 10 ER S/N ER 44570 -- Reborn 9/16/14
1950 10 ER S/N ER 33479 Reborn July 2016
1950 10 ER S/N ER 39671
1951 jigsaw X 2
1951 !0 ER #3 in rebuild
500, Jointer, Bsaw, Bsander, Planer
2014 Mark 7 W/Lift assist - 14 4" Jointer - DC3300
And a plethora of small stuff .....
"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine." - Benjamin Franklin
- JPG
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Re: Seniager
And what color is that signature?
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Goldie(Bought New SN 377425)/4" jointer/6" beltsander/12" planer/stripsander/bandsaw/powerstation /Scroll saw/Jig saw /Craftsman 10" ras/Craftsman 6" thicknessplaner/ Dayton10"tablesaw(restoredfromneighborstrashpile)/ Mark VII restoration in 'progress'/ 10E[/size](SN E3779) restoration in progress, a 510 on the back burner and a growing pile of items to be eventually returned to useful life. - aka Red Grange
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Goldie(Bought New SN 377425)/4" jointer/6" beltsander/12" planer/stripsander/bandsaw/powerstation /Scroll saw/Jig saw /Craftsman 10" ras/Craftsman 6" thicknessplaner/ Dayton10"tablesaw(restoredfromneighborstrashpile)/ Mark VII restoration in 'progress'/ 10E[/size](SN E3779) restoration in progress, a 510 on the back burner and a growing pile of items to be eventually returned to useful life. - aka Red Grange
- rjent
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Re: Seniager
This is a trick question .... right?JPG wrote:And what color is that signature?
This thread kind of bombed .... :\
Dick
1965 Mark VII S/N 407684
1951 10 ER S/N ER 44570 -- Reborn 9/16/14
1950 10 ER S/N ER 33479 Reborn July 2016
1950 10 ER S/N ER 39671
1951 jigsaw X 2
1951 !0 ER #3 in rebuild
500, Jointer, Bsaw, Bsander, Planer
2014 Mark 7 W/Lift assist - 14 4" Jointer - DC3300
And a plethora of small stuff .....
"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine." - Benjamin Franklin
1965 Mark VII S/N 407684
1951 10 ER S/N ER 44570 -- Reborn 9/16/14
1950 10 ER S/N ER 33479 Reborn July 2016
1950 10 ER S/N ER 39671
1951 jigsaw X 2
1951 !0 ER #3 in rebuild
500, Jointer, Bsaw, Bsander, Planer
2014 Mark 7 W/Lift assist - 14 4" Jointer - DC3300
And a plethora of small stuff .....
"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine." - Benjamin Franklin
- JPG
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Re: Seniager
Ok, a hint: What did you use to make the signature in the snow?rjent wrote:This is a trick question .... right?JPG wrote:And what color is that signature?
This thread kind of bombed .... :\
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Goldie(Bought New SN 377425)/4" jointer/6" beltsander/12" planer/stripsander/bandsaw/powerstation /Scroll saw/Jig saw /Craftsman 10" ras/Craftsman 6" thicknessplaner/ Dayton10"tablesaw(restoredfromneighborstrashpile)/ Mark VII restoration in 'progress'/ 10E[/size](SN E3779) restoration in progress, a 510 on the back burner and a growing pile of items to be eventually returned to useful life. - aka Red Grange
╟JPG ╢
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Goldie(Bought New SN 377425)/4" jointer/6" beltsander/12" planer/stripsander/bandsaw/powerstation /Scroll saw/Jig saw /Craftsman 10" ras/Craftsman 6" thicknessplaner/ Dayton10"tablesaw(restoredfromneighborstrashpile)/ Mark VII restoration in 'progress'/ 10E[/size](SN E3779) restoration in progress, a 510 on the back burner and a growing pile of items to be eventually returned to useful life. - aka Red Grange
- rjent
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Re: Seniager
Lmao told you I was old. I thought you were talking about the forum sigJPG wrote:Ok, a hint: What did you use to make the signature in the snow?rjent wrote:This is a trick question .... right?JPG wrote:And what color is that signature?
This thread kind of bombed .... :\
Dick
1965 Mark VII S/N 407684
1951 10 ER S/N ER 44570 -- Reborn 9/16/14
1950 10 ER S/N ER 33479 Reborn July 2016
1950 10 ER S/N ER 39671
1951 jigsaw X 2
1951 !0 ER #3 in rebuild
500, Jointer, Bsaw, Bsander, Planer
2014 Mark 7 W/Lift assist - 14 4" Jointer - DC3300
And a plethora of small stuff .....
"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine." - Benjamin Franklin
1965 Mark VII S/N 407684
1951 10 ER S/N ER 44570 -- Reborn 9/16/14
1950 10 ER S/N ER 33479 Reborn July 2016
1950 10 ER S/N ER 39671
1951 jigsaw X 2
1951 !0 ER #3 in rebuild
500, Jointer, Bsaw, Bsander, Planer
2014 Mark 7 W/Lift assist - 14 4" Jointer - DC3300
And a plethora of small stuff .....
"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine." - Benjamin Franklin
- dusty
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Re: Seniager
This is how "fun thread" go south in a hurry.JPG wrote:And what color is that signature?
"Making Sawdust Safely"
Dusty
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Re: Seniager
God forbid it was me that derailed itLOL Never had that yellow snow talent!!!
KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE EQUALS WISDOM. Albert Einstein
The Greatness officially starts
Greenie, Grayling, SS stand alone BS and BS SPT, jointer and belt sander, 3 Ers with Speed Changers. I think those 3 cover my ER needs, and space for them.
The Greatness officially starts
Greenie, Grayling, SS stand alone BS and BS SPT, jointer and belt sander, 3 Ers with Speed Changers. I think those 3 cover my ER needs, and space for them.
- Ed in Tampa
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Re: Seniager
Careful I made a signature I the snow once and I will never forget it.
I was out hunting in Pa. It and snowed and it was up to our knees. My feet were soaked. We were in a field and I had to go. Well you don't go in the middle of the field you go over to the fence line. That is when I wrote my name in the snow and up and down the fence post. Next thing I felt was a lightning bolt the traveled up my pride and joy and stopped at the back of my neck. My head snapped back and I dropped to my knees. What I had been holding was GONE!
I fearfully quickly examined myself expecting to see something resembling a cartoon exploded shotgun. Instead what I found was a severely shrunken.
After the pain subsided about an hour later I could get up and went back to truck my hunting finished for the day. What I had failed to notice was the wire insulators on each fence post.
It took me about a week to be able to eliminate urine normally. For the first few days every time I pulled down the zipper things dissappeared. Had to convince it I was not going to give it anymore shock therapy treatments.
Learned two things that day. That the main nerve to our penis is connected to the back of our heads. Which probably explains the many rash and foolish decisions we made in our youth and never ever write you name in the snow until you made sure there is not electrical current around.
I was out hunting in Pa. It and snowed and it was up to our knees. My feet were soaked. We were in a field and I had to go. Well you don't go in the middle of the field you go over to the fence line. That is when I wrote my name in the snow and up and down the fence post. Next thing I felt was a lightning bolt the traveled up my pride and joy and stopped at the back of my neck. My head snapped back and I dropped to my knees. What I had been holding was GONE!
I fearfully quickly examined myself expecting to see something resembling a cartoon exploded shotgun. Instead what I found was a severely shrunken.
After the pain subsided about an hour later I could get up and went back to truck my hunting finished for the day. What I had failed to notice was the wire insulators on each fence post.
It took me about a week to be able to eliminate urine normally. For the first few days every time I pulled down the zipper things dissappeared. Had to convince it I was not going to give it anymore shock therapy treatments.
Learned two things that day. That the main nerve to our penis is connected to the back of our heads. Which probably explains the many rash and foolish decisions we made in our youth and never ever write you name in the snow until you made sure there is not electrical current around.
Re: Seniager
Good one Ed! Your imagination is second to none. You did just imagine that, didn't you?
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Re: Seniager
I saw my neighbors name in my backyard once.
The problem was, it was my wife's handwriting!
The problem was, it was my wife's handwriting!