A Little Hump Day Humor

Gene Howe · Post by **Gene Howe** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 11:10 am

This one is to good not to pass along.

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting "13...13...13."

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, then they all started shouting, "14...14...14."

charlese · Post by **charlese** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 11:57 am

Guess I was on the wrong side of the fence. He! He!

joshh · Post by **joshh** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 12:40 pm

Great joke, thank you!

When I worked at Parkland Hospital I HATED going into the psych ward. Ever see a gorilla staring at you like he wants to kill you if only he could get through the glass? That pretty much describes the feeling of being in there...

frank81 · Post by **frank81** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 5:05 pm

joshh wrote:Great joke, thank you!

When I worked at Parkland Hospital I HATED going into the psych ward. Ever see a gorilla staring at you like he wants to kill you if only he could get through the glass? That pretty much describes the feeling of being in there...

You don't need to go to the psych ward for that. My girlfriend works in a rehabilitation facility (the health kind, not the drug kind). The people they get are allegedly street legal and the staff gets attacked all the time. Last week they had a guy who was biting all the female nurses. Thankfully he had no teeth, but he's now out walking the streets like any other person. That's not right.