medical testing, from my brother

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medical testing, from my brother

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Hi,

As you all should be aware there have been some major strides in medical testing over the last few years. So it has come to my attention that some of you are neglecting being tested in the conventional way. But since testing has come so far we can now offer you testing right here.

Yes testing right here and right now and immediate results! First you will have to be aware that we are not able to provide medical advice based on these tests so it may be necessary to seek such advice to complete the diagnosis.

Step one:

STARE INTO THE CAT'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS
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Now take a few moments to clear your mind and relax.

OK now scroll down to the second test.


















































NOW STARE IN THE PUPPY'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS
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Now scroll down the screen.




































Your CAT SCAN and LAB TESTS are now complete.
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Results:
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Ug!







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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
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Got a good smile from that! Old guys are easy!
Octogenarian's have an earned right to be a curmudgeon.
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Good one Ed !
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Seen it before. (A few times!)

STILL liked it, even though I knew what was coming.

Hell, puppy eyes have that effect on me.
(We won't mention cats. I've only got 3,
if you don't count the strays outside.)

Funny, I've got the 3 cats, and currently 3
Model 10s. Time to let that Black kitty move
inside? I DO need another ER!

steve
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Basic 10ER, Parts machine. Will be a semi-dedicated drill-press machine.
10 ER, a "survivor" of the trailer fire, in the back yard, needing restoration. Has a Mk5 headrest. Finally, stripped down.
Numerous parts, for Model 10 stuff. Except for lower saw guard, A and B adapters, I've got it.

Looking for one more, or some 9 inch extension table raisers.
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