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Re: Humor runs in the family
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 8:58 pm
by Hobbyman2
In a few more years they will probably be cell phones on wheels!! just plug them in and recharge them.
Re: Humor runs in the family
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 10:19 pm
by skou
So, here I was, pumping gas in my roommate's
Fiero. (After I figured out where the gas door
release was. Don't ask)
I looked over at the group of barely warm-bloodrd
beings, on the other side of the pump island,
and 3 of them were smoking.
Paid the bill, for what then had pumped, and got
the HE## out of there.
I don't mind Darwinian payback, but I don't wish
to become the innocent bystander.
steve
Re: Humor runs in the family
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:04 am
by Gene Howe
Steve, move up here. Nobody smokes....in public.
Re: Humor runs in the family
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 2:37 pm
by skou
This was in Hawaii.
steve
Re: Humor runs in the family
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 5:25 pm
by Gene Howe
Then, all bets are off. Never know about them haoles.
Re: Humor runs in the family
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:59 am
by Hobbyman2
Some of ya may have seen this one
One day a farmer was out in his barnyard doing chores when a black car pulled up with tinted windows , a sharp dressed fella with sunglasses got out and told the farmer he was with the federal government ,,he told the farmer he was there to search his fields for growing illegal drugs ,,The farmer told him ok but dont go in that field over there, the agent told him he could go an where and reached into his back pocket and pulled out his badge ,, told the farmer this badge allows me to go any where any time I want , the farmer said ok ,,,,and went on about his chores, a few minutes later the farmer hears screaming and yelling coming from the field , he looks over and his prize bull was chasing the agent , gaining ground it didnt look like the agent was going to make it to the fence, the farmer runs over to the fence and shouts ,, show HIM your badge!! show Him your badge!!