Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:46 pm
"Are there any upcoming sales on the upgrade kits?"
Dave, old buddy, we are in the midst, I say the egg-zact center of the most maginificient, propicious, and auspicious Upgrade Sale in all of Chistendom. Been going on for a month. Will continue for a month more. After that, we will likely never see the likes again in this age or any other. Not until the Rapture, maybe not even then.
But wait! There's MORE. Order right now -- right this very minute -- and we will send you completely and evidently free of charge, a brand-spanking-new DVD video starring yours truly (Nick Engler) as the bumbling-but-lovable woodworker who takes a vintage Mark V Model 500 and magically transforms it right before your very eyes into a better-than-new Model 510! And if that were'n't enough, before you can catch your breath he takes the 510 and transforms it into a Model 520! No strings, no mirrors, just good old-fashioned mechanical ability of the highest order. Women swoon. Grown men weep. Small children are bored beyond reckoning and beg you to switch to Barney.
I tell you, Dave, it just doesn't get any better.
With all good wishes,
Dave, old buddy, we are in the midst, I say the egg-zact center of the most maginificient, propicious, and auspicious Upgrade Sale in all of Chistendom. Been going on for a month. Will continue for a month more. After that, we will likely never see the likes again in this age or any other. Not until the Rapture, maybe not even then.
But wait! There's MORE. Order right now -- right this very minute -- and we will send you completely and evidently free of charge, a brand-spanking-new DVD video starring yours truly (Nick Engler) as the bumbling-but-lovable woodworker who takes a vintage Mark V Model 500 and magically transforms it right before your very eyes into a better-than-new Model 510! And if that were'n't enough, before you can catch your breath he takes the 510 and transforms it into a Model 520! No strings, no mirrors, just good old-fashioned mechanical ability of the highest order. Women swoon. Grown men weep. Small children are bored beyond reckoning and beg you to switch to Barney.
I tell you, Dave, it just doesn't get any better.
With all good wishes,