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You know your a woodworker when you see a pile of lumber by the curb, and have to turn around and see if there is thing good in it. :D :D How many times have you done that? :confused:
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You know your a woodworker when you fart and a gallon of dust comes with it.
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You know you're a woodworker when you throw away an old console tv but save the lazy susan and solid wood base.
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bettyt44720 wrote:You know your a woodworker when you fart and a gallon of dust comes with it.
and announce what kind of wood dust it is by the smell hahaha
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You know your a woodworker when the President is giving an emergency speech on TV and you are studying the construction of the furniture in the backround.
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burkhome wrote:You know your a woodworker when the President is giving an emergency speech on TV and you are studying the construction of the furniture in the backround.
So if giving top ten ratings, this is my vote for number 1 :D
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You realize you are a woodworker when you get up the next morning, put on your glasses and realize how much sawdust is on them--and you didn't notice it yesterday.
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dasgud wrote:and announce what kind of wood dust it is by the smell hahaha
dasgud, Dat's Good!!!:D
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drl wrote:You realize you are a woodworker when you get up the next morning, put on your glasses and realize how much sawdust is on them--and you didn't notice it yesterday.
Dwight
that defines me.
Seriously, I never notice the dust until I get to the computer and start cleaning my monitor. Then... oops.
BTW I never wipe the dust off my glasses with a dry cloth. Always rinse first then dry with a soft cloth.
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You Know You Are A Woodworker When You Spend Most Of Your Spare Time Reading Shopsmith Forum!!!
Make today a day that lets you smile!
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