Shopsmith Forums

Posted: **Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:05 pm**

Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By JANUARY 31, 2012

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 Noon for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch - They Make Medicine for PMS – Should You Give A #$%>(^! ?
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right! - Real Life Testimonials.
A Priest and Crisis Therapist will facilitate

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11

Learning to Live - How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.

Self-Directed Study (must have Smart Phone and Transportation)
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

:rolleyes:

Posted: **Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:11 pm**

It doesn't tell where it is. I want to make sure I get my wife registered no matter the cost.

I doubt it will help

Posted: **Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:13 pm**

I must be very careful with this page. It must not be left displayed when I am not here. If the wrong person(s) was(were) to read this....well, enough said.

BTW I hope the classes are all packed! The world would surely benefit.

Posted: **Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:53 pm**

dusty wrote:I must be very careful with this page. It must not be left displayed when I am not here. If the wrong person(s) was(were) to read this....well, enough said.

BTW I hope the classes are all packed! The world would surely benefit.

I think it is your reply that best be kept 'hidden'!:D

Yes this post as well!:rolleyes:

Posted: **Tue Jan 01, 2013 2:35 pm**

No one even noticed the registration date was nearly a year ago.

Posted: **Tue Jan 01, 2013 2:45 pm**

fjimp wrote:No one even noticed the registration date was nearly a year ago.

Well, you did. I wondered if anyone would see that.

Posted: **Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:18 pm**

My bride read that and wondered if the author was a male harboring a death wish.

Posted: **Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:42 pm**

fjimp wrote:No one even noticed the registration date was nearly a year ago.

Just my luck

Posted: **Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:02 pm**

fjimp wrote:My bride read that and wondered if the author was a male harboring a death wish.

Oohhh! I hope she didn't really say that. Her statement could have been projection - projecting her feelings onto someone else. So, she thinks he has a death wish? Perhaps she wishes he was dead - and anyone who would post such a thing. Or, perhaps she was psychic. Hmmm? Hadn't thought about that. Well, we all gotta die sometime.

Posted: **Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:53 pm**

They need one more class in the curriculum: driving without a cell phone.

Shopsmith Forums

A Dozen Learning Opportunities

A Dozen Learning Opportunities