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“I’m sorry to upset her,” the pharmacist said, “but put yourself in my shoes. First, my alarm didn't go off and I overslept. I rushed out and locked both my house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get them. On the way to pharmacy I got a speeding ticket. When I finally arrived late, there was a long line and the phone was ringing. I bent over to pick up a roll of nickels, I cracked my head on a drawer and fell backward, shattering the perfume case. Meanwhile, the phone was still ringing. I picked up and your wife asked me how to use a rectal thermometer. I swear, all I did was tell her.”

Oh boy!

LOL

db5 wrote:“I’m sorry to upset her,” the pharmacist said, “but put yourself in my shoes. First, my alarm didn't go off and I overslept. I rushed out and locked both my house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get them. On the way to pharmacy I got a speeding ticket. When I finally arrived late, there was a long line and the phone was ringing. I bent over to pick up a roll of nickels, I cracked my head on a drawer and fell backward, shattering the perfume case. Meanwhile, the phone was still ringing. I picked up and your wife asked me how to use a rectal thermometer. I swear, all I did was tell her.”

THAT is what my proctologist said he was going to do with that 'tube' after I was 'sedated'.

Been there - done that - but what sedation?????

JPG40504 wrote:THAT is what my proctologist said he was going to do with that 'tube' after I was 'sedated'.

Proctologist? Is that one of those doctors who makes his money in piles?

db5 wrote:Proctologist? Is that one of those doctors who makes his money in piles?

If ya see one coming with a soldering iron in hand, Run!:rolleyes:

Had a colonoscopy at the VA in Phoenix. Not only were they stingy with the sedatives but, I swear the scope was a B-17 bomb sight.

JPG40504 wrote:If ya see one coming with a soldering iron in hand, Run!:rolleyes:

Isn't government-run health care wonderful!