Dallas Morning News - 1977
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:19 pm
Thought you might be interested in this. Things have not become better but worse in the jargon used by bureaucraps.
OBFUSCATION EXCORIATED BY FEDERAL SYNTAXIST
Sunday, March 6, 1977
WASHINGTON (UPI) "We respectively petition, request, and entreat that due and adequate provision be made, this day and the date hereinafter subscribed, for the satisfying of these petitioners' nutritional requirements and for the organizing of such methods of allocation and distribution as may be deemed necessary and proper to assure the reception by and for said petitioners of such quantities of baked cereal products as shall, in the judgment of the aforesaid petitioners, constitute a sufficient supply thereof."
Or, as a non-bureaucrat might write: "Give us this day our daily bread.":)
OBFUSCATION EXCORIATED BY FEDERAL SYNTAXIST
Sunday, March 6, 1977
WASHINGTON (UPI) "We respectively petition, request, and entreat that due and adequate provision be made, this day and the date hereinafter subscribed, for the satisfying of these petitioners' nutritional requirements and for the organizing of such methods of allocation and distribution as may be deemed necessary and proper to assure the reception by and for said petitioners of such quantities of baked cereal products as shall, in the judgment of the aforesaid petitioners, constitute a sufficient supply thereof."
Or, as a non-bureaucrat might write: "Give us this day our daily bread.":)