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This morning email from my brother

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
11. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.

13. Dogs don't mind if you bring home another Shopsmith.

roy_okc wrote:13. Dogs don't mind if you bring home another Shopsmith.

Judging by the 'leg streaking' phenomenon many have see on old machines, I think they love them!

Now that is funny (and true)!

Great! LMAO