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You Think Your Wife is a Nag

You should meet my ten-pound Chihuahua/Italian Greyhound. She’s a bitch. She can tell time better than I without a watch: 5:00 a.m. +- 5 minutes and it is breakfast time. Get up or else you will not get back to sleep. As soon is it is over she is under covers and sleeps ‘til 8:00. Then she paws at me until I get up.

Carrot time is 3:00 and we hear about it. We means if I’m not available she runs to my wife and barks. Then dinner is at 6:00. No big deal but bedtime is 8:00 and she doesn’t want you to watch anything on TV that extends beyond 8:30. Then it is nagging no matter what you do to get you go to bed. Most of the time I give in to the bitch. If I don’t it must really be something I want to watch.

Hope you’re doing better with your demanding bitches than I am. Most of the time I just give up and go to bed. 10:05 - One more hour to see what happens but I give up.

Me - 0 – Boss 1 Just wait until next year.

We have a 2 year old Husky, I understand you conundrum .

Got a 2#+ tea cup poodle. Noisey at breakfast and dinner. Noisey when SWMBO hollers( we both lack perfect hearing ). Noisey any other time she 'wants' something. Other than that she quiet.

Don't have dogs. Luckily, cats will let
you sleep in.

JPG, a 2 pound Tea Cup "Puddle?"
Can't you fill that with some sawdust?

steve

skou wrote:Don't have dogs. Luckily, cats will let
you sleep in.

JPG, a 2 pound Tea Cup "Puddle?"
Can't you fill that with some sawdust?

steve

It is already filled up(with P&V and a sometimes bad attitude).
I refer to her as our bi-polar varmint. She can also be 'lovey dovey'.

When you're that small you must be a hyper self-preservation aficionado.

The woman who delivered the newspaper between 4:30 and 5:00 every morning would leave a treat for Frank the dog so he wouldn't bark at her. As soon as she left though, Frank was pawing at my head to let him out to get the treat.

I couldn't imagine life without the morning paper or the dog.

My dog's stomach is as accurate as the atomic clock.