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Why did the woodworker turn down the load of elm?

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:15 am
by moggymatt
More spam buster jokes.
Why did the woodworker turn down the truckload of elm?

Re: Why did the woodworker turn down the load of elm?

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 1:36 pm
by JPG
moggymatt wrote:More spam buster jokes.
Why did the woodworker turn down the truckload of elm?
Posted in the original spirit of the thread since I moved the spam back up!!!

Re: Why did the woodworker turn down the load of elm?

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 2:03 pm
by reible
Didn't want to break up the Blue's Brothers?

Ed

Re: Why did the woodworker turn down the load of elm?

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 2:29 pm
by robinson46176
I'm guessing that he had a large order for elm wood candlesticks... :)

Re: Why did the woodworker turn down the load of elm?

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:56 pm
by Hobbyman2
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Re: Why did the woodworker turn down the load of elm?

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:59 pm
by moggymatt
Because its bark was worse than it's blight!

:D :D :D

Re: Why did the woodworker turn down the load of elm?

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:02 am
by Gene Howe
moggymatt wrote:Because its bark was worse than it's blight!

:D :D :D
Boo..

Re: Why did the woodworker turn down the load of elm?

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:50 am
by Ed in Tampa
OOOOOOH! My aching back!

Re: Why did the woodworker turn down the load of elm?

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 11:04 am
by moggymatt
Ed in Tampa wrote:OOOOOOH! My aching back!
I know, laughing that hard will do it to ya.

Re: Why did the woodworker turn down the load of elm?

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 2:12 pm
by everettdavis
moggymatt wrote:More spam buster jokes.
Why did the woodworker turn down the truckload of elm?
Because he didn't speak Chinese. 中國榆樹

Everett