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I took the toilet paper off the shelf;
I bought it all just for myself;

Doesn’t matter whether you’re young or old;
I took it all and didn’t leave a roll;

Don’t try going to the Costco;
You won’t find it there don’t ya know;

WalMart, Albertsons or an HEB;
Already been there don’t you see;

Go ahead friend you can take a seat;
Buy all you need from me at 50 cents a sheet;

Quilted strong or a CloudSoft Roll;
It’s hanging there just beside the bowl;

Come and see me if you need to crap;
Standard, Extended or Handicap;

You can go here in complete privacy;
All you need to do is just pay me;

Toilet is clean and ready now for sure;
At your local bathroom entrepreneur;

Well it sure seems that way now doesn’t it? Smile. It will get better.

If you have an iPhone, you don't need TP. Just download the free iTP app and use your phone to wipe.
Finally, a useful reason to own an iPhone.

Some guy said not to worry about TP shortages. Said there's plenty of a## wipes here. Posted above a picture of the interior of a MN Vikings apparel store. Not a fan, I guess.

come the first of the month when the rent and cell phone bill is due there will be return lines full of it !! I hope they don't take it back for health reasons !