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it’s about 9:40 AM here.

I'm sure this will shock some of you but hear me out. I wanted let you all know that I volunteered for the vaccine trials for Covid-19 held at the International Center for Understanding (ICU).

The vaccine trial is one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot this morning at 9:00 a.m. and I wanted to assure y’all that it is completely safe, with absolutely
иo side effects whatsoeveя.

In fact, I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.

No comrade, I have been not drinking Vodka.
Why ask you?

Я заметил, что теперь могу мочиться из локтя.

Cool, now you can translate some of those spam posts for us.

I have no clue what the Spam posts said

For the above post;

In fact, I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.

(feelshκι χoρoshό I feel a little weird and I think I pulled out donkey ears.)

No comrade, I have been not drinking Vodka. Why ask you?

Я заметил, что теперь могу мочиться из локтя.

(I noticed that I can now urinate from my elbow.)

Does that help?

Well we are certainly seeing a side of thee that has previously been concealed!

Just don't be nudging anyone with that elbow! Особенно женщины

Hang in there we are working on the antidote , so far it hasn't been going too well though, three of the 4 people tested now have 3 little fingers and a green stripe on their head , and their hair turned pink .

Do not be concerned unless thee gets a hankering fer a hammer and sickle.