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A little levity

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:16 pm
by wa2crk
OPK Gang;
Let's have a bit of fun.
Complete this sentence "You know your a woodworker when----"
I'll start, "you know your a woodworker when you open your wallet and sawdust falls out.":D

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:26 pm
by papahammer8
or when u have to step outside ur shop to unload ur flipflops of sawdust.

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:55 pm
by rkh2
"you know your a woodworker when you change out of your bib overalls and get sawdust all over the bedroom floor."

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:02 pm
by JPG
When you walk past a pile of firewood, go back take a second look and take a piece out for a future as yet undetermined project.

You know you are a wood worker when...

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:42 am
by derekdarling
You cringe when you read a Craigslist ad for 'Free Firewood, Apple/Cherry/Acacia/anything useful... already bucked into 12" lengths and split'.
Now if they would only advertise a day or so BEFORE the thing is sliced into toothpicks, we could get some nice local wood.

Derek in Surrey, B.C.

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:36 pm
by judaspre1982
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 3:30 pm
by mickyd
"You know your a woodworker when you carry your chainsaw in your car in the event you spot a fallen tree off the side of the road."

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 3:51 pm
by robinson46176
You know that you are a woodworker if you have to cut or buy firewood for your wood stove in your shop because you can't bear to burn any of your precious scraps in the bin... :)

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 4:20 pm
by ryanbp01
... when your'e called for supper, say you'll be there in "just a minute, I'll be right in after I get this miter joint to fit" and its 2 hours after the fact.

BPR

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 4:23 pm
by navycop
You know your a woodworker when you use a toolbelt to hold up your pants.