Hapiness

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Someone said this about happiness: Italics are my comments
1.To be happy for an hour - take a nap. You are asleep and don’t realize that you are unhappy.
2.To be happy for a day - go shopping. That means shopping; not looking. The unhappiness returns when you get the credit card statement or your bank account is overdrawn; or you can’t pay the rent.
3.To be happy for a week - take a vacation. But only if you don’t check email, text messages, voice mail, or do anything with Twitter or Facebook.
4.To be happy for a month - get married. Although the happiness may last for the weekend, a week, month or longer. It never lasts forever. Forever continues after you die.
5.To be happy for a year - inherit a fortune. Until 2013 when Obama takes most of it and the relatives and friends you never met start asking for a loan to help them out of their “crisis.”
6.To be happy for a lifetime - help others. This lasts for a few hours, days or even weeks; it only lasts forever if you do this throughout your lifetime and then it can last forever. See number 4 above.