Justifying new tools

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BuckeyeDennis
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Justifying new tools

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Ok, so you really want that new (or old) tool, and have shopped diligently for a great deal on it. But if you buy it ... what will the wife think? Or say? Or do? :eek:

Here is a hilarious compilation of tactics for obtaining spousal approval .. or at least blissful ignorance. Scroll down to the "justifying new tools" section for a good chuckle.

Now first read that column, before reading on ...

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In the interest of contributing to the woodworker's tool-justification toolbox, I respectfully submit one my own favorite techniques. This almost always works for me (but only if I wait until the LOML is reasonably well rested, and thus in a good mood).

You all know how women can "save" $100 buy buying a $250 item on "sale" for only $150, right? Yes, they apparently really do believe this. Ergo, if I can show a full suggested retail price for a new tool, and then show an eBay (not likely) or Craigslist (more likely) bargain for, say, $0.40 or less on the dollar, the wife is OK with it. At $0.25 or less on the buck, I have actually been urged to "go get it while I still can"!

This tactic works best if not over-used. Which means not more than once every two or three months on average, around these parts. This is usually often enough for screaming Craigslist bargains, as they pop up.

Somehow, I find this tactic most valuable for tools that are large in size, as opposed to large in price. :rolleyes:

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BTW, I think I'm actually going to show that article to my wife. Probably on a date night. She'll get a kick out of it.

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As we all know, the more tools in the toolbox, the better. So how do you guys navigate the family tool-purchase minefields?
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LMAO....

Nemawashi ... Brilliant! :D
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Just stay single!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cheaper, dont need permission or justify anything, when you do get devoirced and 50% marigages end up that way, you wont have to give her half of everything and start over. Dont have to listen to her, you will have all the free time for yourself, can hire a cleaning service instead, cheaper in the long run, to name just one item.
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Whew!

That is one dangerous site.

I just swore by heaven that I was done buying for awhile and BOOM! here you come with this website.

Paging through after checking out the funny stuff I had to tear myself away from the MANY items being offered for sale.

THANKS A LOT BUCKEYE!!! >snicker< ;)
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Me too, then I found a menards SS clone 6" jointer and 6"x48" belt sander for 125.00 for both.
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