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Classic woodworking humor for a quiet Sunday morning
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robinson46176
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Classic woodworking humor for a quiet Sunday morning
Give it about 5 seconds.
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farmer
Francis Robinson
I did not equip with Shopsmiths in spite of the setups but because of them.
1 1988 - Mark V 510 (bought new), 4 Poly vee 1 1/8th HP Mark V's, Mark VII, 1 Mark V Mini, 1 Frankensmith, 1 10-ER, 1 Mark V Push-me-Pull-me Drillpress, SS bandsaw, belt sander, jointer, jigsaw, shaper attach, mortising attach, TS-3650 Rigid tablesaw, RAS, 6" long bed jointer, Foley/Belsaw Planer/molder/ripsaw, 1" sander, oscillating spindle/belt sander, Scroll saw, Woodmizer sawmill
farmer
Francis Robinson
I did not equip with Shopsmiths in spite of the setups but because of them.
1 1988 - Mark V 510 (bought new), 4 Poly vee 1 1/8th HP Mark V's, Mark VII, 1 Mark V Mini, 1 Frankensmith, 1 10-ER, 1 Mark V Push-me-Pull-me Drillpress, SS bandsaw, belt sander, jointer, jigsaw, shaper attach, mortising attach, TS-3650 Rigid tablesaw, RAS, 6" long bed jointer, Foley/Belsaw Planer/molder/ripsaw, 1" sander, oscillating spindle/belt sander, Scroll saw, Woodmizer sawmill
Re: Classic woodworking humor for a quiet Sunday morning
Gale's Law: The bigger the woodworking project, the less the mistakes show in any photo taken far enough away to show the entire project!
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perryobear
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Re: Classic woodworking humor for a quiet Sunday morning
A smile to start the day! Thanks Farmer.
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Ed in Tampa
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Re: Classic woodworking humor for a quiet Sunday morning
Nice craftsmanship. Great finish! I especially like how you utilized the wood. Great joints!
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JPG
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Re: Classic woodworking humor for a quiet Sunday morning
Real authentic looking distressing!!!
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Goldie(Bought New SN 377425)/4" jointer/6" beltsander/12" planer/stripsander/bandsaw/powerstation /Scroll saw/Jig saw /Craftsman 10" ras/Craftsman 6" thicknessplaner/ Dayton10"tablesaw(restoredfromneighborstrashpile)/ Mark VII restoration in 'progress'/ 10E[/size](SN E3779) restoration in progress, a 510 on the back burner and a growing pile of items to be eventually returned to useful life. - aka Red Grange
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Goldie(Bought New SN 377425)/4" jointer/6" beltsander/12" planer/stripsander/bandsaw/powerstation /Scroll saw/Jig saw /Craftsman 10" ras/Craftsman 6" thicknessplaner/ Dayton10"tablesaw(restoredfromneighborstrashpile)/ Mark VII restoration in 'progress'/ 10E[/size](SN E3779) restoration in progress, a 510 on the back burner and a growing pile of items to be eventually returned to useful life. - aka Red Grange
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BuckeyeDennis
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Re: Classic woodworking humor for a quiet Sunday morning
Farmer, I sure hope you don't plan to use that pallet for livestock feed ... you just never know what toxins might have been spilled on a coffee table! 
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robinson46176
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Re: Classic woodworking humor for a quiet Sunday morning
BuckeyeDennis wrote:Farmer, I sure hope you don't plan to use that pallet for livestock feed ... you just never know what toxins might have been spilled on a coffee table!
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Francis Robinson
I did not equip with Shopsmiths in spite of the setups but because of them.
1 1988 - Mark V 510 (bought new), 4 Poly vee 1 1/8th HP Mark V's, Mark VII, 1 Mark V Mini, 1 Frankensmith, 1 10-ER, 1 Mark V Push-me-Pull-me Drillpress, SS bandsaw, belt sander, jointer, jigsaw, shaper attach, mortising attach, TS-3650 Rigid tablesaw, RAS, 6" long bed jointer, Foley/Belsaw Planer/molder/ripsaw, 1" sander, oscillating spindle/belt sander, Scroll saw, Woodmizer sawmill
farmer
Francis Robinson
I did not equip with Shopsmiths in spite of the setups but because of them.
1 1988 - Mark V 510 (bought new), 4 Poly vee 1 1/8th HP Mark V's, Mark VII, 1 Mark V Mini, 1 Frankensmith, 1 10-ER, 1 Mark V Push-me-Pull-me Drillpress, SS bandsaw, belt sander, jointer, jigsaw, shaper attach, mortising attach, TS-3650 Rigid tablesaw, RAS, 6" long bed jointer, Foley/Belsaw Planer/molder/ripsaw, 1" sander, oscillating spindle/belt sander, Scroll saw, Woodmizer sawmill
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everettdavis
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Re: Classic woodworking humor for a quiet Sunday morning
This morning after I arose from my pallet which by the way has no slats, while trying to decide what would satisfy my palate, I was browsing the forum and saw your coffee table pallet. I wondered if the palette of colors and stains I have would allow me to build something for the fall season suitable to my wife’s palate.
Not being one into Pilates or yoga, the shop is strenuous work and that’s my story and I am sticking to it.
Ah, my Java is ready and I will put my coffee on the table and contemplate what would work for me, and what wood will work for me as the aroma fills the air and wakes my wife who will soon join me…. Oh yeah I still have to sharpen the Jointer Blades… I almost forgot…
When I finish my second cup, and the pancakes, bacon and eggs soon to be on the platter for the both of us, I hope to have a suitable platitude to offer her, as I await the first series of NFL games, which will tear me away from the shop, if they remain competitive. If not, then I will be bored or have to find more boards or some platitudes for my attitude…. Maybe we can go pick up some more pallets down off skid row….
Ah, “good morning Love”…. I have to go and plate some things up now…. Yes, it gets a bit sappy around here from time to time, but sap makes the best maple syrup you know….. No, surely that pallet I saw isn’t maple, but the one I picked up at the glass store last week was…. and the plywood panels may have been mahogany …. yet again, I digress.
Everett
Not being one into Pilates or yoga, the shop is strenuous work and that’s my story and I am sticking to it.
Ah, my Java is ready and I will put my coffee on the table and contemplate what would work for me, and what wood will work for me as the aroma fills the air and wakes my wife who will soon join me…. Oh yeah I still have to sharpen the Jointer Blades… I almost forgot…
When I finish my second cup, and the pancakes, bacon and eggs soon to be on the platter for the both of us, I hope to have a suitable platitude to offer her, as I await the first series of NFL games, which will tear me away from the shop, if they remain competitive. If not, then I will be bored or have to find more boards or some platitudes for my attitude…. Maybe we can go pick up some more pallets down off skid row….
Ah, “good morning Love”…. I have to go and plate some things up now…. Yes, it gets a bit sappy around here from time to time, but sap makes the best maple syrup you know….. No, surely that pallet I saw isn’t maple, but the one I picked up at the glass store last week was…. and the plywood panels may have been mahogany …. yet again, I digress.
Everett
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rjent
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Re: Classic woodworking humor for a quiet Sunday morning
Nice repurpose for a hog pen ladder .... 
Dick
1965 Mark VII S/N 407684
1951 10 ER S/N ER 44570 -- Reborn 9/16/14
1950 10 ER S/N ER 33479 Reborn July 2016
1950 10 ER S/N ER 39671
1951 jigsaw X 2
1951 !0 ER #3 in rebuild
500, Jointer, Bsaw, Bsander, Planer
2014 Mark 7 W/Lift assist - 14 4" Jointer - DC3300
And a plethora of small stuff .....
"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine." - Benjamin Franklin
1965 Mark VII S/N 407684
1951 10 ER S/N ER 44570 -- Reborn 9/16/14
1950 10 ER S/N ER 33479 Reborn July 2016
1950 10 ER S/N ER 39671
1951 jigsaw X 2
1951 !0 ER #3 in rebuild
500, Jointer, Bsaw, Bsander, Planer
2014 Mark 7 W/Lift assist - 14 4" Jointer - DC3300
And a plethora of small stuff .....
"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine." - Benjamin Franklin
Re: Classic woodworking humor for a quiet Sunday morning
Wonderful poem, Everett.
Mike
Mike