Just what’s so funny!

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Just what’s so funny!

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Conversation with my wife while reading the morning paper:

She – Have you noticed how big some of these models are? In the ads they are huge and there’s not an ounce of fat on them.

Me – So?

She – You ought to see these ads. These models in Kohls are fat but there’s not an ounce of blubber. No tummy rolls, nothing.

Me – That’s because they airbrush them.

She – They don’t do that anymore; now they Shopsmith them.

Me – LMAO

She - Just what’s so funny!
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Well, it is a multi function tool. :o
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Must be thick headed to day.

I ain't got it??????
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Shopsmith = Photoshop?
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Mike907 wrote:Shopsmith = Photoshop?
Good Grief!

Was 'she' blonde?
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JPG wrote:
Mike907 wrote:Shopsmith = Photoshop?
Good Grief!

Was 'she' blonde?
No, just too many SS catalogs laying around and to many SS in the shop!! :eek: :D
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