Why did the woodworker turn down the load of elm?

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Why did the woodworker turn down the load of elm?

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More spam buster jokes.
Why did the woodworker turn down the truckload of elm?
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moggymatt wrote:More spam buster jokes.
Why did the woodworker turn down the truckload of elm?
Posted in the original spirit of the thread since I moved the spam back up!!!
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Re: Why did the woodworker turn down the load of elm?

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Didn't want to break up the Blue's Brothers?

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I'm guessing that he had a large order for elm wood candlesticks... :)
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Because its bark was worse than it's blight!

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moggymatt wrote:Because its bark was worse than it's blight!

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OOOOOOH! My aching back!
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Ed in Tampa wrote:OOOOOOH! My aching back!
I know, laughing that hard will do it to ya.
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moggymatt wrote:More spam buster jokes.
Why did the woodworker turn down the truckload of elm?
Because he didn't speak Chinese. 中國榆樹

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