Just venting

[everettdavis]

Enterprise Zone ©Everett L. Davis 2020

I took the toilet paper off the shelf;
I bought it all just for myself;

Doesn’t matter whether you’re young or old;
I took it all and didn’t leave a roll;

Don’t try going to the Costco;
You won’t find it there don’t ya know;

WalMart, Albertsons or an HEB;
Already been there don’t you see;

Go ahead friend you can take a seat;
Buy all you need from me at 50 cents a sheet;

Quilted strong or a CloudSoft Roll;
It’s hanging there just beside the bowl;

Come and see me if you need to crap;
Standard, Extended or Handicap;

You can go here in complete privacy;
All you need to do is just pay me;

Toilet is clean and ready now for sure;
At your local bathroom entrepreneur;

Well it sure seems that way now doesn’t it? Smile. It will get better.

[garys]

If you have an iPhone, you don't need TP. Just download the free iTP app and use your phone to wipe.
Finally, a useful reason to own an iPhone.

[Gene Howe]

[Gene Howe]

Some guy said not to worry about TP shortages. Said there's plenty of a## wipes here. Posted above a picture of the interior of a MN Vikings apparel store. Not a fan, I guess.

[Hobbyman2]

come the first of the month when the rent and cell phone bill is due there will be return lines full of it !! I hope they don't take it back for health reasons !