Potgpourri starting Jan 27, 2010

mickyd · Post by **mickyd** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:22 pm

heathicus wrote:Better than splitting hares.

Unless they are 'leverets'.

nomoman · Post by **nomoman** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:48 pm

I thought this thread started on Sundays? I didn't see anything about drinking in the definition of COW. Here's one for ya-What is more powerful than God, More evil than the Devil, Deadmen eat it and if a living person ate it they would die???

Nothing.

JPG · Post by **JPG** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:15 pm

nomoman wrote:I thought this thread started on Sundays? I didn't see anything about drinking in the definition of COW. Here's one for ya-What is more powerful than God, More evil than the Devil, Deadmen eat it and if a living person ate it they would die???

Nothing.

What! Today is NOT Sunday??? Where did Sun/Mon/Tue go??? It IS Wednesday isn't it? See what happens when you get 'retired'! Not to worry as long as I can tell the difference between Night and Day without using my ears!

I noticed Mickyd's request to abstain from posting to his new thread and instead post to 'potpourri' whereupon I noticed the last one was started on the 17th. I decided we needed a 'new' one.

Besides the First one was started on a Sunday by pure chance!

------------------------ · Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:23 pm

Speaking of milk:
My kids get everyone with this:

Kid tells victim say "silk"
after victim says "silk"

Kid: say "silk" 3 times
victim says "silk,silk,silk"

kid asks "what do cows drink?"

Mark

mickyd · Post by **mickyd** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:42 pm

JPG40504 wrote:What! Today is NOT Sunday??? ......... Not to worry as long as I can tell the difference between Night and Day without using my ears!

Without using your ears???

Speaking of Night and Day, why does my car clock have an AM / PM indicator??? Should you really be driving if you don't know whether it's AM or PM?

reible · Post by **reible** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:51 pm

I think you have the land of the midnight sun option.

Ed

mickyd wrote:Without using your ears???

Speaking of Night and Day, why does my car clock have an AM / PM indicator??? Should you really be driving if you don't know whether it's AM or PM?

retiredsoldier919 · Post by **retiredsoldier919** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:10 pm

Just like:
Kid tells victim say "top"
after victim says "top"

Kid: spell "top" 3 times, quickly
victim says "t o p, t o p, t o p"

kid asks "what do you do at a green light?"

mark-b wrote:Speaking of milk:
My kids get everyone with this:

Kid tells victim say "silk"
after victim says "silk"

Kid: say "silk" 3 times
victim says "silk,silk,silk"

kid asks "what do cows drink?"

Mark

navycop · Post by **navycop** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:21 pm

reible wrote:I think you have the land of the midnight sun option.

Ed

Unless you're on the dark side of the moon.

reible · Post by **reible** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:16 pm

navycop wrote:Unless you're on the dark side of the moon.

Hadn't thought about that. But it could also be for when a bad moon rising happens and the wife finds the shopsmith under the boat cover... sleeping in the garage it hard to tell if it hard days night or just what.

Ed

cocacola1012 · Post by **cocacola1012** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:25 am

reible wrote:Hadn't thought about that. But it could also be for when a bad moon rising happens and the wife finds the shopsmith under the boat cover... sleep in the garage it hard to tell if it hard days night or just what.

Ed

Searching for something to say, 25 or 6 to 4. Does anybody really know what time it is??