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BuckeyeDennis
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Don, I can see that you are just the guy to make my fantasy even more fantasic! Having a personal bartender to help attract the lovely lagoon ladies simply never occurred to me. Any chance you spent some time in a college fraternity? I know that my own favorite bartender did. ]https://forum.shopsmith.com/viewtopic.php?t=12826[/url]donalexander wrote:You'll need a pilot to fly your really-cool-plane and a bartender to mix drinks to attract the lovely ladies in the tropical lagoon. Today is your lucky day. I am qualified on both counts (pilot and bartender) plus I can share in your appreciation of the young ladies frolicking. Let me know when we leave. My salary is negotiable, but if you can afford the plane, you can afford me too.
As an added bonus, I can keep the ShopSmith polished, which in the salt air and tropical environment, will be more work than you'll want to take on. Without a doubt it would interfere with your proclivity for watching young ladies tan. And if you ever actually find a use for the machine, I can actually assist you with your projects.
Like I said, today is your lucky day. Just tell me when we depart so I can tell Wife when her lucky day is.
Gotta love this forum!
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BuckeyeDennis
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I can't resist a challenge, but had to cheat (Google) on this one. Frank Bama is a character from a Jimmy Buffet novel. But not, I think, the novel that I actually read.skou wrote:OK, guys, see if this sinks in.
Frank Bama ROCKS!!
steve
Well, you'd better scoot on over to Wikipedia and do a bunch of editing, then, cuz they got the spelling all wrong!skou wrote:
How did I know a bunch of Parrottheads would be here? (Yes, if we're talking about Jimmy, "parrottheads" is the correct spelling.)
steve
Hmmm. I thought I knew all the lyrics. A favorite road tune with the kids, but still I couldn't ID the cheese. So then I Googled the lyrics, which merely corroborated my memory.skou wrote:
One more thing, what kind of cheese, on a "Cheeseburger in Paradise?"
steve
So I'll go out on a limb here. If you take the line "But that American creation on which I feed!" very literally, American cheese must be the answer.
Not even close!BuckeyeDennis wrote:I can't resist a challenge, but had to cheat (Google) on this one. Frank Bama is a character from a Jimmy Buffet novel. But not, I think, the novel that I actually read.
Well, you'd better scoot on over to Wikipedia and do a bunch of editing, then, cuz they got the spelling all wrong!
Hmmm. I thought I knew all the lyrics. A favorite road tune with the kids, but still I couldn't ID the cheese. So then I Googled the lyrics, which merely corroborated my memory.
So I'll go out on a limb here. If you take the line "But that American creation on which I feed!" very literally, American cheese must be the answer.
But that American creation on which I feed!
]http://www.hawes.com/no1_f_a.htm[/url]
steve