You Have to Read it to Know What's in it.

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Two Army privates in Afghanistan were ordered by their platoon commander to dispose of a destroyed ammo carrier about a mile from camp. They were given the GPS coordinates and when they arrived discovered that the ammo carrier was a dead animal. So they started digging a hole to bury it and in the process one referred to the deceased as a burro and the other a donkey. They got into a heated argument and were squared off to fight when a Chaplin came by. “What’s the problem here,” he wanted to know. They explained and he said, “Technically you are both correct but that dead creature is an ass from which donkeys and burros are descended. The Bible mentions the ass in both the old and new testaments. Now knock it off and get back to work.” He left.

Soon another officer came by. “What are you guys digging? A foxhole?”

“No sir, not according to scripture.”

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Assimilated.