On the lighter side

Gene Howe · Post by **Gene Howe** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:49 pm

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.
"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.
"Yes, I do," she replied.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making out?"
"Yes, I remember."
"Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail?"
"Yes, I do," she said.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "You know...I would have gotten out today."

JPG · Post by **JPG** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 12:42 am

Gene Howe wrote:A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.
"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.
"Yes, I do," she replied.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making out?"
"Yes, I remember."
"Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail?"
"Yes, I do," she said.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "You know...I would have gotten out today."

Most of us were not given a 'choice'.

mrhart · Post by **mrhart** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:26 am

I'd be on the home stretch, about 24 months left...

wa2crk · Post by **wa2crk** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:55 am

I would be free for the last 28.

Bill V

robinson46176 · Post by **robinson46176** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:13 am

wa2crk wrote:I would be free for the last 28.
Bill V

Me too but I wouldn't have wanted to be...

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JPG · Post by **JPG** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:18 am

robinson46176 wrote:Me too but I wouldn't have wanted to be...

.

Yeah. 'Free' to cook, house clean, ......

Ed in Tampa · Post by **Ed in Tampa** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:08 am

Can you tell us what other words of wisdom the guy said when he woke up after his wife knocked him out?

JPG · Post by **JPG** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 12:06 pm

Ed in Tampa wrote:Can you tell us what other words of wisdom the guy said when he woke up after his wife knocked him out?

I have a hunch she was nowhere to be 'found'!:eek:

Ed in Tampa · Post by **Ed in Tampa** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 1:47 pm

JPG40504 wrote:I have a hunch she was nowhere to be 'found'!:eek:

Oh she was probably around, it was him wondering how he ended up in the front yard with a goose egg the size of New York on his head.